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I opened up the internet today and internet explored my way to this site, not because I wanted to, but because a little bird tweeted that some guy named Wade was blogging. They said that his blog was somehow superior to mine. Is that true? That's not what Mom said when I asked. She said that this was the best blog that she has ever read. And Mom doesn't get out much. Sometimes, I'll just sit her in front of a computer screen and load up internet web logs and let her read them all day. I think that it keeps her connected to the outside world.

Oh bother. My coffee keeps dripping on my shoes. I have to go.