Oh jeez. I forgot to feed my cat last week.

A Word of Advice

Sometimes a glass of orange juice and a bowl of frosted flakes is just that, a glass of orange juice and a bowl of frosted flakes.

Then, there are times when the orange juice is a little spoiled and the frosted flakes are stale.  In this case, I believe that it is best to look to the words and advice of Thomas Paine.  Mr. Paine was a person who often said smart and nice things.  This time is no different.

"These are the times that try mens souls.  The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman."

If you have ever drunk spoiled orange juice and eaten stale frosted flakes, then you know how accurate Mr. Paine's statement is.  So, my advice, give your love and thanks to those winter hardship patriots.  Those brave souls that endure the hardships of spoiled orange juice and stale frosted flakes.

Thought of the Decade

If I was you, then you would be me.

Think about it. I know I will. For Most of the day.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

Toyota, Can you Buy My Car?

Oh Jeez. I have a Toyota. Is my car a Toyota? I think it's a Toyota. Toyota, is my car yours? I don't have the time to look into these things. I need to get to work. There is work to do and weather to forecast and citizens to protect. Consumers need protection and that is what Ross is here for. Which brings me back to Toyota and it's obligation to buy my car and let me know if it's a Toyota. I don't have time for these things. Please contact me and make an offer. It is falling apart. Please?

Take On The Day

Ah. It's a beautiful day. I'm going to go out and do something. Lots of things. It's great to be productive!