Friday, August 20, 2010

Where can I go to get my zipper repaired? I don't want to have to buy a new jacket, and I'm not even sure they make windbreakers in this color anymore.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Somebody offered me a plate of crawdads to eat. It turns out that crawdads is just another word for crayfish. If I had known they were a fish and not a dads, I would have accepted the offer.