My grandmother had the second tallest hair in the world. Unfortunately, second-tallest does not find its way into the World Records book.

On the road of life, there are passengers and there are drivers. And there are bicycles and there are skateboards and there are cars and there are pedestrians. And there are painted solid yellow lines and there are dashed white lines. And there are fruit stands.

Oh jeez. I forgot to feed my cat last week.

A Word of Advice

Sometimes a glass of orange juice and a bowl of frosted flakes is just that, a glass of orange juice and a bowl of frosted flakes.

Then, there are times when the orange juice is a little spoiled and the frosted flakes are stale.  In this case, I believe that it is best to look to the words and advice of Thomas Paine.  Mr. Paine was a person who often said smart and nice things.  This time is no different.

"These are the times that try mens souls.  The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman."

If you have ever drunk spoiled orange juice and eaten stale frosted flakes, then you know how accurate Mr. Paine's statement is.  So, my advice, give your love and thanks to those winter hardship patriots.  Those brave souls that endure the hardships of spoiled orange juice and stale frosted flakes.

Thought of the Decade

If I was you, then you would be me.

Think about it. I know I will. For Most of the day.

Where have all the cowboys gone?